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Tuesday 19 September 2017

hilarious messages on Kenyan leso’s to brighten your day


kenyan leso

Leso/Kanga is a traditional rectangular cloth which originated at the coast of East Africa in the mid 19th century.  The leso usually has a wide border, central motif and writing (ujumbe or jina).

Lesos sport bold messages mostly wise sayings addressing everyday subjects like friendships, relationships, marriages, people’s character etc. They are usually printed in bold designs and bright colours.

Some of these messages on leso’s are suggestive and they are either the designers choice or personalized as per client demands. From sporting messages that attack enemies, mock people and even warning one of his/her wicked ways, leso’s are used to send out messages to different parties.

Well, leso’s have become a trend nowadays unlike the past and barely will you miss seeing  women and even men rocking one in our crowded ‘estates’ (kwa ploti).

Here is a compilation of hilarious messages/texts on leso’s

  1. Wajifanya hodari wa kupakua, kupika huwezi

Leso

3. Adui mpende

4. Japo tamu, sio lako

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Leso

6. Sishtuki na pambo, mimi ni mrembo

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Leso

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Leso

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Leso

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Leso

11. Sumu ya neno ni neno

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Leso

14. Heri moyo mkubwa kuliko akili kubwa

15. Kosa kazi ujue tabia za mkeo

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17.Kinacholeta ugomvi duniani ni kugawanya fedha (nyama)

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19. Akunyimaye kunde akuepusha kuvimbiwa

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Leso

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23.Tabasamu yako, pumbazo la roho yangu

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25. Walezi wengi humfanya mtoto alie sana

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Leso

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Leso

28. Fitina ikidhihiri ubaya hukithiri

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30. Mume wa mtu simtaki, akinitaka simwachi

31.Mkono wenye uchafu husafishwa, haukatwi

32. Pendo lisilo na kitu, katu halibainiki.

33. Ukali wa chui lakini watoto wananyonya

34. Uwanja ni wako, usiwe na mafadhaiko

35. Nalia na mwewe, kumbe hasidi ni wewe

36. Kuku hujamjulia, bata utamuweza?

37. Ukizoea vitamu, utaharamisha halali

38.Heri kuniuliza kuliko kunichunguza

39. Heri pacha ya pajero kuliko rafiki mwenye kero

40. Mimba ni kama kikohozi, haifichiki.

41. Inyeshapo mvua, aliye ndani hajali

42. Mkono usioweza kuukata, ubusu

43. Sifa ya mama ni huruma ya upendo

44. Fitina si dawa riziki Mungu anagawa

45. Nipe ukweli ukinisengenya waniogopa

     

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